vertabre:
Simon says like me back
i-do-even-lift:
brittanakissed: i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
brittanakissed:
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
oldprickbitches:
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
blissfulcatharsis:
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
oomshi:
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
sassysinglelady:
mond0: *breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch* respect the pouch
mond0:
*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*
respect the pouch