vertabre:

Simon says like me back

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

sassysinglelady:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

respect the pouch